I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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