Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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