I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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