I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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