A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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