The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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