he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Randomize
