Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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