We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
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