So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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