If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
