dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
the gays at disneyland are vicious
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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