I want to stick my p in your. b.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
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