I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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