Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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