It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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