Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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