so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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