Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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