You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
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