didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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