Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Randomize
