The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
vagina is talking i cant
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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