Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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