if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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