He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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