Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Randomize
