Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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