How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
It's blow job season.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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