Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Randomize
