dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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