are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
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