how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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