What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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