id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
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