dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
how does that bad decision feel?
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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