I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
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