he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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