The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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