She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
People in love make me want to vomit
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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