I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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