Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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