Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
