Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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