This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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