nut hugger
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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