They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
He kissed a someone with a penis
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
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