So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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