I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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