Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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