Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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