Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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