That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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