have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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