I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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